Under where? #2

I have written previously about my daughter's fascination with g-strings. I recently found her trying on a pair of mine. Let me just say, there's something very creepy about seeing a four-year-old girl in a pair of black, lacy, barely-there knickers.

"Oh darling, get them off."

"Why Mummy?"

"It's just so wrong."

Petal looked confused. "Am I wearing them wrong?"

She went to fix them up in the only other way she thought they must be worn. She stretched at the elastic waist and in a move to make a contortionist proud, she slipped her arms through the leg holes and hoisted them onto her shoulders.

"Is this still wrong?" asked my mini-Borat.