I couldn't help but watch Petal wiping her bottom the other day. Yes, I know that sounds weird, but she has the most unusual technique and I was transfixed.
Firstly, she stands to wipe, closing off any easy access. Then she pulls off sheet-after-sheet of paper, while only using one square that her finger invariably pokes through.
And on this particularly occasion, after giving herself an eye-wateringly thorough wipe, she proceeded to check the paper for results.... but her hand was empty. She looked behind her and couldn't see where the paper may have fallen.
To my amusement (and her bewilderment), she was a sporting a toilet-paper tail wedged tightly between her clenched cheeks.
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