Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Go underpants!

Rocket loves to watch Wonder Pets. There’s only one problem… he thinks the show is called Underpants and gets quite annoyed at my giggles when he sings the theme song:

Underpants!
Underpants!
We're on our way
To help a friend
And save the day
We're not too big
And we're not too tough
But when we work together
We've got the right stuff
Go, Underpants!

Monday, July 26, 2010

She-male

Rocket gives me a big cuddle, then lovingly tells me I’m his ‘best man’.

I’m flattered and insulted at the same time.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Walking the plank

Rocket thought it would be hilarious to flash his sister.

She was less than impressed.

"Stop it, that's private!" she firmly told him, while pointing to his nether regions.

Rocket burst into tears. Devastated, he came up to me and sobbed:

"She said my willy is a pirate".

Monday, July 5, 2010

Cocked ear

Rocket was carefully examining the cover of a DVD we'd hired.

"My look like him," he said, pointing to the boy on the cover.

"Yes, a little bit," I agreed, although there seemed to be barely a resemblance.

"He a boy," Rocket pointed out.

"That's true," I couldn't deny that.

"He got a penis," Rocket added.

I was about to agree again, until I noticed Rocket was pointing to the boy's ear.